Saturday morning, 12:30am
... and i am yet to start drinking...
What has my life become? This time of night on a friday used to be dedicated to drinking the last orders at the open-illeagally pub about 3 miles from home, and skalkiling (skating/walking/stumbling) to 24 hour Tesco's, where we would annoy both staff and fellow customers in our mad attempts at trying to buy the most random item.
(incidentally, it never occoured to any of us that something cannot be more random than something else. It is either random or it is not.)
Nowadays however, my friday nights/saturday mornings are spent here, drinking a few CANS of fosters (not pints... ='( ) and talking or blogging on the interweb.
Luckily some poor misguided fool thought it would be a good idea to open her house and have an open house house party, at which mostly house music will be played.
The woman that owns the house is some form of boarderline druggie/gangsta/woman who has just moved here from some part of london, where insted of being woken up by dustbin men, she is woken up by drive-bys and sirens.
She has a kid...
Should be an interesting party! I'll report back on it all... at least, anything that wont make me look bad...
Might not see a post for a while kids!
Oh, and to add to the general wackyness of this shin-digg, Kyle (fellow PIE member, and work colleague) Has decided that Pre-drinking is in order. For those of you who don't drink with my friends, pre-drinking has been voted by many as "a bad idea", and anyone who suggests it is normally told "Fuck off Kyle!" (you catch my drif here?)
Last time me and Kyle pre-drunk...
well i can't really tell you what happened, 'cause i dont remember. I know that we both lost at bowling, we both dropped trou, kyle smashed his head in (yeah, he has a scar and everything) and we had no money in the morning.
Somehow we got home. It was like a 5 mile walk... you do the math...
Anyhoo, should be a laugh or seven, seeing as i feel like pulling some crazy stunt type things, not seen since the last party i went to. (roof jumping, skating, match holding compititions, fire.)
Keep it safe guys!
Jamie
Veg
Banana
"Youth is wasted on the young, before you know it's come and gone..." Robbie williams, Eternity
-Not on me it's not Bob, i'm enjoying every minuite of my respobsibilty-free-high-metabolisum-drink-filled youth. :D
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