I guess more people read than i thought.
But then again, i commented on Cap'n B's one... and paul always has nothing better to do than read "Jamie's pussy web diary".... so i shouldnt be suprised.
ah well, more readers is a good thing!
also, you're all dorks for knowing that. Cap'n B and paul, are you guys doing chem at uni? 'cause i dont remember learning that, ever. And we went to the same school.
(also, in numerous chem tests in 6th form i scored less than 1.)
think about it.
Anyhoo, this is a blog, and i guess you guys wanna know whats going on in the life of Jamie.
Answer - Boredom.... lol as always.
There is nothing interesting about my job (except some idiot bought the bucket with the dancing pumpkins and the tamboreen- playing cat.... damn whoever they may be. They just made the guys who make them more inclined to do so, 'cause it sold....)
next year everything will have some form of instrument playing cat on it... but then again, they might branch out seeing the success of the cat.
Halloween Inc will be everywhere.
Who knows, the cat might even get it's own T.V. show.... with a talking Lama, voiced by Adam Sandler.
Hallie Berry can write the theme song, and put her name in the middle of it.
Toys would sell, they'd be as popular as those clapping monkey cymball things Cap'n B loves so much.
Pretty soon they'd up the price, as everyone wants one...
Before you know it, people are saving all their shineys for the Cat toy, and no-one has any shineys for food.
Society collapses, people have to steal to survive and the world comes to an end.
All the while some Donald Trump style guy is sitting on a big ol' throne of money, shaking hands with the devil and smoking some cigar the size of wales....
But i have seen it coming.
Please, heed my obvious and not at all space filling prediction, and never buy anything with a cat playing any kind of instrument. Y'know what, stay away from any cat who does more than sleep, eat and stick his claws in you for fun, to watch you jump.
Yeah, well...... thats the kinda thing i'm thinking, 'cause it's been an.... odd day. I spent a long time in the car traveling, and i'm glad i did, but it was a sad trip.
anyhoo, love hugs and everything fluffy to you all
Jamie
Veg
Banana
"Hey, dont write yourself off yet, it's only in your head you feel left out, and looked down on...." - Jimmy eat world - The middle.
1 Comments:
im doing bio. we did learn it. and ur life is a joke, which makes an excellent read. love u xxx
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